10 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT ENCOUNTER WHILE ON THE MRT

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1) THE DUMB BLOCK

I don't know why but somehow once in a while I tend to see people who actually stand right in front of the train door to get into the train.



THE GREEN ARROW IS NOT "STAND HERE" -.-



I have to salute them  to stand in front of the door without fear of being trampled over especially during rush hour.


2) THE "GRAMMY AWARDS NOMINEE FOR BEST ACTOR/ACTRESS"

This one..power. They will be the ones who automatically close their eyes as soon as they got a seat. I didn't know that our MRT seats are SOOOO comfortable that people can fall asleep within 3 seconds. Sometimes if you are lucky, you might actually see their eyeballs move a lot even though their eyes are shut. I wonder how comfortable that is actually.


3) THE PUSHER

I have no idea why people like to push so much. What is your objective of pushing actually? How far do you want to go into the cabin? If the train is already packed like your nose is pressing to the door, then why are you still pushing?

4)  THE ONE WHO CAN'T JUST SHUT UP


This is not a club. Why are you talking so loudly?! No one wants to know about the conversation that you and your friends share. I do however wonder how some can have so much energy to talk so loudly early in the morning.


5) PARENTS WHO JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING WHEN THEIR BABIES ARE CRYING



I wonder why do some parents actually not do anything when their kid is crying. It is like their skin is so thick and that they are not afraid of being "paiseh". Most of the time, their expression on their face is like "WELL THEY ARE CHILDREN ANYWAY. AND THEY WILL SHUT UP SOONER OR LATER". If that was my kid, I would have probably taped his/her mouth for the rest of the train journey. Why are some people even parents, I wonder?


6) THE "EARTHWORMS" AKA NO BACKBONES


Im guessing that they probably forgotten that they have a backbone. These people would be the ones leaning on the poles and not even move even if you try to grip the poles.They will still use your hand as a rest and lean on your hands as well.


7) THE CLUMSY BETTY

From the 12371293791 train rides that I have taken throughout my lifetime , I would say that it is not difficult to balance on the train. Then again, I still do see people who can't keep their balance on the train. They just tend to fall everywhere like as though they are surfing. Very drastic movements.


8) THE TORTOISE

I know your bag is heavy and that it may be inconvenient for you to put your huge ass haversack on the floor. But seriously, no one likes to get hit in the face by your 2.5kg bag especially if you are really tall.



Even Ariana agrees.



9) THE ONE WHO CHIONGS FOR SEATS



I think Singapore can consider getting some natural talent runners from these people who chiong for seats. And the expression they have once they got the seat.....is just PURE SATISFACTION.




10) THE PANTENE WOMAN

I don't understand why do you need to flip your hair so much. No one wants to like eat your hair or taste your dandruff you nasty thing.



NO....EEW...GROSS. 

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