WANT STEAD?

09:53:00

12.32am late night thoughts.
Sometimes I just get random ideas when I am in the shower or when I am just trying to settle myself down for bed and that is when I would start jotting down all the points I want to write and just grab my laptop and just start typing away. Hence, "naked shower thoughts". Hah.


So here is a comparison of how I feel dating was like when I was a teen and when I am in my 20s.


TEEN VS EARLY TWENTIES


WHEN CHECKING OUT GUYS

TEEN : OMG HE HAS SO MANY EX GIRLFRIENDS. HE IS SO POPULAR.
TWENTIES : OMG SO MANY FAILED RELATIONSHIPS AND HE IS ONLY 24? *RED FLAG*


WHEN BEING ASKED OUT 

TEEN : WANT TO GO TO MACDONALDS AFTER SCHOOL?
TWENTIES : FREE ON SATURDAY? MOVIE AND DINNER?


WHO FOOTS THE BILL

TEEN : I PAY FOR YOU OKAY? *well it is not really him paying the money. it is more like he is using his pocket money which his parents gave him to pay for your meal.*
TWENTIES : TAKING TURNS TO PAY BECAUSE IM NOT THAT KINDA GIRL WHOM WOULD ASK MY PARTNER TO PAY FOR MY BILLS.


TEXTING

TEEN : I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER......AND WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER..........
TWENTIES : I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER......AND WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER..........


DATE SETTING

TEEN : MACDONALDS/KFC, WHATEVER FAST FOOD RESTAURANT THAT IS IN THAT SHOPPING MALL THAT IS NEAREST TO YOUR SCHOOL.
TWENTIES : TOWN TOWN TOWN.


CONFESSING FEELINGS 


TEEN : YOU WILL SOMEHOW ALWAYS HAVE A FRIEND WHO WILL BE LIKE "EHHHHHH ________ LIKES YOU LEH". YEAP, FRIENDS ALWAYS THERE TO SABO YOU AND GIVING YOU THAT "HEH" FACE WHENEVER YOUR CRUSH WALKS PAST YOU



TWENTIES : UHM I LIKE YOU (VIA WHATSAPP)


BE MY GIRLFRIEND?


TEEN :U WANT TO STEAD? / AI STEAD MAI?
TWENTIES : OH BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?OKAY LOR. HAHA.




So there you go. Just a short blogpost just for entertainment purposes. Hope you liked it. I am kinda busy with preparation for exams right now. Will be back soon! X :)






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2 comments

  1. "Be your gf. Okay lor" damn funnnny!

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    1. HAHAAHHA well at least that's how I replied. LOL.

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