Dear Future Boyfriend

02:07:00

Dear Future Boyfriend,


First of all , let me start by saying congratulations that you have gotten together with me and I don't know if that decision you made was a good or a bad one. Well it would be great if we eventually marry off and live happily ever after, but I am not so sure if you have just signed up your life correctly by being with me. I do hope that you will be able to accept me for all that I am, love me wholeheartedly and are ready for this relationship. By the time you have read this, you would have probably have experienced my temperamental mood swings, my constant cravings and how playful I am. I do apologize if I am too playful when things are serious and I keep pulling pranks on you.I like seeing you laugh and ugh, you are too cute. But most importantly, I want you to always bring me to go eat whatever I want. Don't worry about the bills because I will be paying for my own share or we could split the bill whichever way you want it. Instead of surprising me with flowers, please surprise me with a bouquet of churros with white chocolate dips. I will love you more I swear and I will make you a very VERY happy man ;)
I love sushis, so please please please bring me out on a Sushi Date every once in a while. We don't have to do anything else but just eat and eat and eat all day long. I hope you don't complain that you wish to diet or afraid of getting fat because..... LOVE MAKES YOU FAT. So just shut up and eat with me. I can finish your portion if you can't finish it. You would probably know by now that I am reluctant to eat prawns in public because I am just lazy to wash my hands and peel it so if you can peel it for me. I will love you for life. People are probably gonna judge me for being a very demanding girlfriend to you for constantly wanting food but I promise you that when I am your girlfriend, you will be loved. I will give you love that you have never experienced before and I will always be there for you. You don't have to worry about me or feel insecure. With that, I'd like to conclude this letter for you and say Thanks for putting up with my shit and for making me a happy girl with food. :)



With Love
Me

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