PickupLines (Girl Version)

19:18:00

I am a fan of pickup lines whether they are really naughty, cheesy or just sweet... I think that they are really funny, well most of them.
Here are some pickup lines that you can use if you want to hit on someone or add a little sparkle with your boyfriend or husband.
I do enjoy using them on my boyfriends at times if I am feeling flirtatious so here are some of them.


  • I am not a photographer but I can picture me and you together
  • Do you know what my top is made of? Girlfriend material.
  • I kinda lost my phone. Can I borrow yours so that I can give my phone a ring to see if anyone would pick it up? *dials number and pretends to reach in deep in my bag* Oh hey, its here. Thank you so much, you have been a great help. Hey, wanna exchange phone numbers?
  • Hey do you have GPS? Because I sort of lost my way to your heart
  • Omg, do you know CPR because I can't catch my breath when I'm with you?
  • You are the oxygen to my carbon dioxide, without you I can't breathe.
  • Do you have a key? Coz I need it to get to your heart
  • Are you a parking ticket coz you've got fine written all over you
  • Damn, you are single? Well it's time for you to change that single status to being in a relationship
  • You sure you are single? Because you look like you could be my husband
  • The moment I look at you, I thought to myself "Yes, that is my boyfriend"
  • Do you know what'd look good on you? Me
  • Wanna butter my muffins?
  • Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
  • I can be your genie if you rub me the right way.
  • My name isn't Elmo but you can tickle me anytime you want.
  • This new lipstick that I am wearing, they say it is color proof and doesn't stain. Mind helping me out with a test?
  • I can't sleep along tonight. Can I sleep with you?
  • My legs are weak. I need a seat. Can I sit on your face?
  • Can I have your car keys because you are driving me crazy
  • Tell me what is your name so I know what to scream tonight
  • Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you
  • Want to come over my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
  • I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin

And there you have it, pickup lines you can use.
Your welcome. <3

You Might Also Like

0 comments